I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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