I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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