I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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