You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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