i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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