Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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