Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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