i love accidental penises.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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