im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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