lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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