Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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