i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You have to summon your inner elephant
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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