Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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