don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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