The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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