He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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