he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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