i just wanna soil my oats bro
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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