Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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