i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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