All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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