She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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