Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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