Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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