His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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