Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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