5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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