just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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