Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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