Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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