when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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