Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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