margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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