ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I love having hate sex.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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