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Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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