I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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