question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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