Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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