of course. lets lasso hookers.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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