Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
