and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It's blow job season.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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