you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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