I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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