i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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