we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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