i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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