Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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