i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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