I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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