I'm eating all of the evidence.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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