i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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