Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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