last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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