Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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