Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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