I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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